I believe in the person I want to become

If anyone lives in the East or South Bay in California, I’m selling 1 ticket to the Panic! At the Disco show tonight at the SJSU Event center for $20!

Really need to get rid of this ticket, so lemme know if you’re interested! 


job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via queeniman)

  • teacher: y r ur eyes red
  • me: allergies
  • teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
  • me: hell yea
  • teacher: hell yea

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